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Pablo Thursdays: Ep. 11 “Fish Fry”

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I saw Senor Jim Henson’s Creature Shop and finally knew what my calling was in life! Other than eating food of course. I even ordered all the electrical stuff to make my creature move! Elsa says I shouldn’t bring those materials into my bowl. I don’t see why not…

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Someone needs to tell Pablo that everything he sees on TV is not his calling in life. I can’t talk him out of bringing spark plugs and batteries into the tank. If you can’t beat them join them they say. Therefore feel free to stop by during Pablo’s Fish Fry event for Lent. Pablo’s not very big so first come first serve…

Pet Owner’s Observation

I’m not sure how my battery and spark plugs got so close to the fish bowls but I think I’ll be moving these now. That could end very badly for them.

Pablo Thursdays: Ep. 7 Friendship

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Pablo:

I think me and Elsa are finally starting to bond and become really good fish-mates! He doesn’t always say much but when he does it’s always something funny! Now if Elsa could only love food as much as I do this would be the perfect amigo!

Elsa:

Lord give me strength. I can’t stand Pablo’s absent-minded behavior. It’s completely ridiculous. I mean seriously who thinks about food at all hours of the day?! Even when I insult him he just smiles and dances around his tank. Obviously someone doesn’t understand sarcasm. But…It is nice having someone to talk to…I guess.

Pet Owner’s Observation:

Pablo and Elsa fight like a married couple. They’ve become an odd pair of friends. I guess its true, opposites attract. In this case we have an idiot and arrogance…

Pablo Thursdays: Ep. 6 The Special

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Pablo:  Ever since I saw The Lego Movie I feel like my life has more meaning other than eating food! I think that I could even be “The Special….”. I came up with my own original thought! “Si Food” It’s what you say when you “see” food! Like it? I’m not sure why but every time I say that Elsa and his snails look at me weird…

Elsa: Pablo is crazy and believes that he’s “The Special”, whatever that means. Oh he’s “special” alright. I almost have the heart to tell him that seafood has already been invented and if he keeps annoying me he’ll be the main course…

Servant Snails:  (In French) We believe that the royal blue is planning to sells us as a meal for his “seafood” idea….

Pet Owner’s Observation: Pablo keeps swimming around his fish bowl in circles as if he’s begging for more food. Elsa seems indifferent to this…Elsa’s snail are acting weird, they keep trying to slowly leave the bowl. What the heck is going on with them?

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Pablo Thursdays: Ep.5 Snails

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Pablo: I really miss my snail. The way he used to hang from the fish bowl upside-down. How he used to eat my left over crumbs from the bottom of my tank. I still that we should have a Viking Funeral…

Elsa: Welp looks like Pablo’s snail has kicked the bucket. It found the big snail shell in the sky. Its pushing daisies.Insert other euphemisms for death here. At least Pablo was kind and made a nice bedding for the snail. That is until he decided to light the snail on fire Viking style without thinking….

Pet Owner’s Observation:  Looks like I’ll need to get Pablo another snail so that he won’t be lonely. Maybe Elsa would be generous enough to donate one of his snails to Pablo…Or not.

Pablo Thursdays: Ep.4 Meet Dashy

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Pablo: How did I get here again exactly? I remember being in a fish container at Pet smart…or was it Petco… And now I’m here in this huge plant filled bowl! With a snail and food deliveries by air! I wonder what animal was here in the before time…. Oh well, I want some more food. Hola senoritas! Tengo hambre y quiero la comida!

Elsa: Pablo is an idiot. Did I mention he’s an idiot? Anyways over hearing the owners apparently an aquatic puppy by the name of Dashy use to inhibit this useless counter space. Not entirely sure if its a dog…or a fish…I’m sure its nothing frightening

Meanwhile at the Pet Owner’s other house…

Pet Owner’s Observation: I don’t understand this, I bought this thing 33 Fish, 10 snails and a few shrimp and more than 3/4 of EVERYTHING is gone. Why don’t you get a turtle they said, it would be slow they said. At this rate she’s going to become Godzilla…

Dashy: The life of a turtle is not what it seems. Due to pop culture beliefs I am assumed to be slow, independent and boring. WELL, I’ll have you know that I am a home decorator and frequently move my assorted aquarium  rocks during sleeping hours. I enjoy fine dinning such as snails or frog legs. And I am certainly not slow by any means. You take me out of this tank and I’ll show you how slow you all think I am.

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Meme time!

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Pablo Thursdays : Ep.3 “It’s” Homecoming

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It: …And so I have returned to my natural environment. I see the human has not caught on to the hamster’s plot. I believe that they will soon succeed in their master plan making an even more annoying sounds during normal sleeping hours.

Frick: I can’t WAIT to run on the wheel again….I think I’ll go do it now. I wonder how fast I can go…I BET I can go even faster if I put my bedding in my wheel.

Frack: Yes brother….add the bedding in the wheel. This is good. Very  good.

Pet Owner’s Observation:

I’ve woken up to the lovely surprise of finding hamster bedding all over my work space due to the genius idea of them running on the wheel with bedding inside. I swear they just plot my demise when I’m not looking…

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